How about a joke

post ur jokes right here, it doesnt matter if it was lame or not. just post some jokes here
NOTE: Keep it clean guys
ill post the first joke
A banana inspector got a job in the banana company. overtime the company started losing alot of money.
the angry manager studied the problem and found out the the kuz is by the inspector.
so he sent for the inspector.
manager:" u know that we are lossing alot of money,do u know why?"
inspector:" yes i do know why?"
manager looked at him astonished and the inspector continued " because i throw away every curved banana"
hahahahaaa

a retard diped his hand inside a container filled with acid, when he lost his hand, he dipped his head to look for his hand

a retard was asked " whats ur opinion about early marriage?'
he answered" at what time exactly?"
hahaha LOL

how about yo' mama jokes? i got tones of those

ohhh i saw those but i didnt like them much

but there is this one that says: yoo mama is so old that i told her to act upon her age so she dropped dead hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn when you were born!

hehehehe

your mama so fat, han solo said 'thats no moon, thats your mom'

yo moma so fat her splash attacks actually do damage!!!

mwahahahaha magikarp

Ya mama so fat that when she farts,she causes Global warming men

yo mama so fat i tried to jog around her and got lost

(not that funney of a joke but) yo mommas soo... well... shes YO momma!!!!!!

yo mommas so fat she could use i95 as a superslide...

that is a high way that is abnormally wide...

lol hahahahahahhaahahhaahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa

yea i added a joke on this old topic and now its trending farther YAAY!!!

your mama so dumb it took here 2 hours to watch 60 minuts O.o

your momma so stupid i beat her in an IQ test... hey wait!!!

your moms like a hockey player , she changes her pads every 3 periods. (dont know if ya'll get that but if you do i think you'll chuckle a little lol)

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's g**. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."

pretty cool

not my jokes found them on the internet a while ago and had to share them

holy s*** hahahahaa!~!!!!!!!

glad you share in the awesomeness of humor