corrupt a wish

this is a fun thing that we did on another forum i joined quit a while ago.

ok this is how it works one person wishes for something and another person changes it in some way to make it bad. and then that person that correpted the guys wish make a wish of his own.

for examlpe:

i wish i had pie!

Wish granted but its a burnt pie.

ok i'll start.
i wish i was a good artist!

wish granted but no one likes ur style hahaha
i wish i can fly

wish granted but you can only fly backwords
I wish i was smarter

wish granted but u can only think through ur butt
i wish i was a great guitarist

wish granted but your so good that every time you show your face you get mugged bye thousands of fans
i wish i had black ops

hahahahah lol
wish granted but u dont have the serial key to activate the game
i wish i had a ferrari

wish granted but there's no engine
i wish i was a rock! (idk i'm trying to think of something hard to corrupt)

(i realized that)
wish granted but u were covered with fungus and mold hahaa
i wish my wish wouldnt be corrupted

wish granted but thats all you get (oh yea )

i wish i had more wishes

wish granted but only one will come true, life is not fair ahahahaha
i wish i was a freerider

wish granted but you fell of a cliff the first day
i wish i had pie

wish granted but it tastes horrible (oh yea i corrupted my own wish )
i wish was a ghost for a day

man u took my turn ahahaha anywayzi was going to say tat it would be frozen in an ice cube but anyway
wish granted but heonly person u scared is urself hahaha
i wish i was born knowing everything

u just salled so ill change the wish,
i wish the bed would come to me when i call it

um .. ok?
wish granted but the bed slept on YOU!
i wish more people joined this game
(also keep going amgoe your almost a master!)

wish granted but nobody new what to post
i wish u didnt conclude the never ending story

wish granted you someone else concluded it
i wish for WORLD PEACE lol

wish granted but instead for the war to stop, u now own a foundation called WORLD PEACE
i wish i was blue LOL

wish granyed but you also became a smurf with it!
i wish for

wish granted but
i wish that i dont have exams anymore

wish granted but all they did was change the name you know have smaxe!
i wish i could grant wishes!

wish granted but ur wishes always seem to get corrupted hehehe
i wish of whatever ur thinking about right now (seth7)

wish granted but i was think that i wanted to be able to have every super power.
i wish for someone to tell want i want to wish for!

wis granted but unfortunately this someone is unable to talk( i forgot the name of the desease)
i wish for a new air of soocer sneakers

wish granted but there very un comfotable
i wish i could talk to a